Festive Feature: Father Christmas Jokes
 A
seasonal selection of silly Santa Claus jokes for kids... your children
will love this lot, although the rest of the family might not thank you
for them!
 How
many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks!
What
do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claus!
What
do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
What
do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
What
is Father Christmas's wife called?
Mary Christmas!
Where
do you find reindeer?
It depends on where you leave them!
Who
delievers cat's Christmas presents?
Santa Paws!
Why
does Father Christmas go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
Why
was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem!
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