Festive Feature: Christmas Jokes For Kids
 Crackers
have been an essential part of Christmas since 1847 but, 150 years ago,
you wouldn't have found a joke inside.
The original cracker mottoes were love verses,
which evolved into puzzles and cartoons before becoming the awful jokes
we know today.
Here are some classic Christmas cracker jokes
to keep your kids amused!
 Did
you hear about the cracker's Christmas party?
It went with a bang!
How
do you make idiots laugh on boxing day?
Tell them a joke on Christmas Eve!
How
does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even!
If
athletes get athletes foot, what do rocket scientists get?
Missile-toe!
Mum,
Can I have a dog for Christmas?
No, you can have turkey like everyone else!
Who
beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan!
What
did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What
did the big angel say to the little angel?
Halo there!
What
did the guest sing at the snowman's Christmas party?
Freeze a jolly fellow!
What
do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
What does Dracula write on his Christmas
cards?
Best vicious of the season!
What's
a sheep's favourite Christmas carol?
We wish ewe a merry christmas.
Who
is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed!
Who's
working at MI5 on Christmas Day?
Mince spies!
Why
are turkeys wiser than chickens?
Ever heard of Kentucky Fried Turkey?
Why
was the turkey the drummer in the pop group?
Because he was the only one with drumsticks!
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