New website helps parents talk teenspeak

wagwaan rents? done ur hype, ur not on your jays with yr neeky slang now. i'm in Gutted City.

Parentline Plus are on some next ting and have clocked my click with their greazy new teenspeak dictionary. itz jarrin' but u will probably tink itz sick.

so when I ax for funds to go flossin with my bluds, u can just tell me lata.

i tinks thatz pure gantin. Ennit.

Translation: Good day, parents. Stop getting angry, you're not on your own with your outmoded grasp of contemporary linguistics now. I am rather unhappy about this situation.

Parentline Plus have adopted an innovative approach and have caught out both myself and my contemporaries with their rather groovy new teenspeak dictionary. It's considerably annoying but you will probably consider it to be an excellent idea.

So next time I'm importuning you for extra pocket money to go out flaunting my material goods in front of my friends and acquaintances, you can just tell me 'goodbye'.

I think that's really horrid. Wouldn't you agree?

Good news for any parents baffled as to what their teenagers are going on about. The new teenspeak jargon-buster from Parentline Plus is online at www.gotateenager.org.uk.

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