Does your tot have the latest bullet-proof equipment?

Eyebrows were raised here at the Raisingkids' office when we received a press release yesterday about the launch of a new website called www.bulletproofbaby.net. The American company looked to be offering bullet-proof strollers, baby oxygen tents to protect against chemical attacks and – this one we loved particularly – the toddler tazer gun.

In fact, the spoof site was set up to publicise the latest all-action movie Shoot 'Em Up. Starring Clive Owen as a stranger who steps in to prevent baddies from killing a woman and her baby – the film contains the immortal exchange, 'Who are you?' 'I'm a British nanny and I'm dangerous.'

If you're looking for a buggy that will withstand automatic gunfire – click here, alternatively you can find the film's trailer here. Shoot Em Up is released on the 14th September 2007.

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