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A seasonal selection of silly Santa Claus jokes for kids... your children will love this lot, although the rest of the family might not thank you for them! Think you could do better? Why not post a joke in our food forum? |
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How many chimney does Father Christmas
go down? What do you call a cat on the beach at
Christmas time? What do you call a man who claps at Christmas? What do you get if you cross Father Christmas
with a detective? What is Father Christmas's wife called?
Where do you find reindeer? Who delievers cat's Christmas presents? Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney? Why was Santa's little helper depressed? |
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