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Kids' Jokes For The Xmas Table

A seasonal selection of silly Santa Claus jokes for kids... your children will love this lot, although the rest of the family might not thank you for them! Think you could do better? Why not post a joke in our food forum?

 
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How many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks!

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claus!

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!

What is Father Christmas's wife called?
Mary Christmas!

Where do you find reindeer?
It depends on where you leave them!

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?
Santa Paws!

Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem!